1. My life is like a porn movie, without the sex

2. Life has a meaning, we just disapprove of it

3. If you can't dazzle 'em with brilliance, baffle 'em with bullshit

4. Each one is unique, just like everyone else

5. Confucius said too much

6. In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: Magic and bullshit

7. Never settle with words what you can accomplish with punches

8. Don’t get even… get everything

9. Sex is one of the 10 reasons for living... the other 9 are unimportant

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I 've been working since I was 18 and apart from the vacations I take whenever I move to a new job, I have never really taken a break. I couldn't afford to.

I am putting my sister to school since she was in elementary. I pay for her medication because she has a lifelong disease. I bought a house for my parents because we grew up shacking up with relatives. I pay for my family's car and mine. My family relies on me for shopping money, vacation money, and other stuff.

I just couldn't afford to stop.

But there