Rants of an Unemployed



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My boss just called me in today to ask me to resign because he doesn't know what to do with me.

And so here I am... in my mid 30s, single, and unemployed.

I have a Masters degree. I have 15 years of solid working experience and yet, I am here with no clue where to find work.

I can't talk with my parents about it because they will panic and worry and the last thing I need are people panicking around me.

I can't talk with my friends because they are all busy with their work and with being



Posted on 2011-08-22 08:50:34 by oldandsingle  | Read More

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Radical Idea About Gender Equality

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Gender Equality Quote:

 

if women want equality,
why are men still expected to pay for dates?
why are men only considered a gentleman
if we open the doors for women?
why are men still expected to be the provider?

if you want equality,
don't expected to be treated like a princess.
do as we do.

equal recognition means equal responsibility



Posted on 2011-08-19 06:53:56 by Anonymous  | Read More

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Lady Gaga Handwritten Letter

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Transcription:

Dear Little Monsters,

Thank you for singing to me all day & night. I love you with all my heart. You make everyday worth living.
Kisses to the cops for keeping you safe.

Love,

Lady Gaga



Posted on 2011-08-18 05:43:46 by Movie Banter  | Read More

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Hilarious Letter of Elvis Presley

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Transcription:

As I awoke this morning when all sweet things are born a Robin perched on my window sill to greet the coming dawn. He sang his sweet song so sweetly and paused for a moment's lull. I gently raised the window and crushed his fucking skull.

E.P.



Posted on 2011-08-17 05:58:30 by lovely bones  | Read More

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The Beatles and The Beatles' Sons

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If you are to measure ANYONE’s success by The Beatles standards, with the exception of MAYBE Elvis and Bob Dylan, NO ONE will win because The Beatles is the greatest.

Their children included, will never measure up. So let’s stop comparing anyone to The Beatles, least of all The Beatles sons. They are a league of their own anyway. No one has come close enough to the vicinity of being half as great as they were. NO ONE. NOT EVEN THEIR SONS.

This is not to say that their sons have no talent. They’ve made or are making their



Posted on 2011-08-16 05:46:49 by samm  | Read More

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Funny Insult To Mistress

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Quote:He recently got into making food  out of maggot and rotten cheese.
I’m sure they can make something out of you

Quote: I think you just about waived all rights to be treated decently the minute you decided wreck our home. I am trying so hard to be decent but times like this and people like you make it really hard so I'll just say it straight...

You're a piece of shit.



Posted on 2011-08-15 05:19:27 by lamontage  | Read More

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Funny Break Up Letter

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Dear Rey,

I am a needy person and extremely scared of being alone which is hard for someone like me because I am not exactly an attractive girl. I am not ugly but not the kind that guys would give a second look to. I need a companion and it is strong enough to overrule any other emotion or any thought. I am insecure and demanding.

Yet, I decided to break up with you. That should tell you how horrible you are of a person for the one desperate person in the world to want to break up with you.



Posted on 2011-08-12 09:03:09 by KrissyQ  | Read More

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