Dear Jest,

It is not true that I think you are stupid. You had me as a girlfriend, didn't you? I am stupid because I had you as a boyfriend.

I don't think you have a temper. On the contrary, I think you are very patient. That's why you have been in that same job flipping burgers for five years.

I don't think you are arrogant. You're too much of a loser too think otherwise.

Just to be clear. I broke up with you because you're a dick. You are a cheating leach from a swamp.

I am sure I gave our relationship enough chances to let you change but I guess once a dick, always a dick.

And now that you have lost your job and lost your mistress, you understand my worth? Convenient.

If you ever want to have a chance at being acknowledged as a human being, just remember...

Crisha